soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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