i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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