Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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