im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
wow bdsm is so cute
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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