i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i came on her dog
party gras won. party gras always wins.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize
