we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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