well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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