I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Randomize
