We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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