Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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