i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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