You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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