at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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