using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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