He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
