so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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