My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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