ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
We are two peas in an std pod
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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