I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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