When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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