Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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