why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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