fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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