so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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