sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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