Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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