i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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