I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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