I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
now i know why i became what i already was.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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