Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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