She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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