Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
How does it feel to date your dad?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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