he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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