Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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