I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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