He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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