how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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