omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Betty ford says i'm here all night
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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