Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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