im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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