I don't think brook has ever known best
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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