singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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