umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I FOUND THE LEGS
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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