Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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