You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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