I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
are you so shy because you have an std?
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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