i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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