Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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