I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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