he told me I talked like a deaf person
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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