Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
This gyro tastes like lonliness
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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