I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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