i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
Randomize
