I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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