Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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